My Mate.

[zabado]

My mate was taken into hospital last week with "premature ejaculation syndrome".
I phoned the hospital last night to see how he was and the nurse told me there was slight improvement but it was still touch and go.

[beso]

He will come good after a while.

[1ozzy]

https://ibb.co/SB5q5WV

[JimF]

But you still fancy him, right, despite his flaccid knob?

[1ozzy]

That was nearly as funny as a fart in a sleeping bag Jim.

Bet you're a hit with the local Bingo Club,

[zabado]

Love your funny reply 1ozzy, made you the "best answer".