Out In The Sticks
A man, tired of the drudgery of city life, decides to take a break and take things at a slower pace at his uncle's farmstead for a week.
On the first morning, the man was given a hearty breakfast, but couldn't help but notice that the plate didn't look too clean. He politely mentioned this to his uncle, and was told "that's as clean as cold water could get it" this continued for the rest of the week, and every morning was given the same answer.
Finally, it was time for the man to return to the city, with his suitcase packed and ready to go.
As he was about to exit the front door, but his uncle's old dog was blocking the doorway, and his uncle shouted "hey, Coldwater get out of the man's way!"