A Seance

[Rondy]

I arrived home late last evening after pre Easter night out with group of people that I hardly knew.

I felt a bit lonesome and after watching one of those spiritual shows on satelitte I decided to hold my own seance.

I've got a large round kitchen table but no Oiuja board.

So I opened a can of Alphabetti Spaghetti and carefully laid the letters around the outside of the table.

An upturned scotch glass was positioned in the centre and I asked the question:-

"Is there anybody there?"

Nothing happened for minutes, then, palm of my hand on the base of the tumbler it moved....

Quicker and quicker it circled the circumference in a specific method. I struggled to keep up as I wrote down the letters.

Finally the glass came to rest and exhausted and in a state of shock I sat back and looked at the message that I had written...

It read:-

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Damn !! I'd opened a tin of spaghetti hoops.

[Patsy33]

Lol!