Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.

[DTCwordfan]

Is that your seoul joke today. For a third one, you could consider Tripoli.

[Chipchopper]

I went on a walking tour in Dublin, the organisers recommended stout footwear, but I was sure glad to get those Guinness cans off my feet, phew!

[Ken4155]

Two new recruit squaddies, Scouse and Paddy, marching on the parade ground. RSM bellows out "By the right, Double March!"
"Sod doubling", says Scouse.
"Yeah? Well sod Liverpool, too" retorts Paddy.