And There's More

[Rondy]

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with acting like a TV news anchor.
More on this after the break.
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When I die I want my ashes pressed into a record.
It is my vinyl request.
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If I'm reading their lips correctly...
My neighbours are arguing about some creepy guy next door!
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Breaking news:
Talks about a merger between the R.A.C and the A.A have apparently broken down.
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Thanks to all of you that chipped in for the obstacle course for my birthday yesterday.
I still can't get over it.
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Wife said 'if your bored why not make a bird table'.
I did and now she's *** off I put her in fifth place!
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