The Carpet Cleaner!

[Smowball]

A carpet cleaner salesman knocked on my door earlier. Before I got a chance to speak, he tipped a bucket of dog mess all over the carpet and said "if this carpet cleaner doesn't remove every single trace of it, I'll personally get on my hands and knees and eat what's left".

I replied "I hope you're blooming hungry then mate because they cut off my electric this morning"...

[William51]

The salesman must eat his words.