A Couple More

[Rondy]

I want a refund on my new microwave, I put a potato in it, pressed the button saying 'Pizza' and when it was done....it was still a potato.
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The only gift I got my wife for her birthday was a mirror
That'll show her who's boss.
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I asked my wife for an audiobook but she got me an encyclopedia instead.
That speaks volumes.
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My dad was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.
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