Knock Knock

[Rondy]

Kock Knock.
whos THere?
Bigish.
Biggishwho?
Not to Day thank you.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Euripedes.
Euripedes who?
Euripedes trousers, so you buy me a new pair.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adair!
Adair who?
Adair once but I'm bald now!
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adam!
Adam who?
Adam if I do and adam if I don't.
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[maggiebee]

Keep them coming Rondy, love your jokes.

[retrocop]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nicholas
Nicholas Who?
Nicholas Ladies shouldn't climb trees.

[jno]

Greek guy takes some torn trousers to a tailor. The tailor says "Euripides?" The man says "Yes, Eumenides?"