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Rondy | 11:10 Wed 28th Jun 2023 | Jokes
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The famous American Statesman, William Penn, had two old aunts named Natalie and Ellie who were great at baking pies. But they got greedy and raised the prices up and up till all the people in Quakertown were talking about the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
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I watched a street performer contort his whole body into a small suitcase and asked him if he could teach me how to do it.
He's going to try to squeeze me in next Saturday.
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I asked a street mime artist the same thing. He just looked agitated and gave me the silent treatment.
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