Time Please

[maggiebee]

An electrician didn't get home until after 2 am

His wife asked "Wire you insulate?"

He replied "Watts it to you, I'm ohm aren't I?" ...

[jno]

... as he tries to make a volt for the door

[Chairman2001]

Not like he'd been away Faraday

[Patsy33]

Wait for the sparks to fly!..

[zebo]

But even then, he couldn't resist-er.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
Good one zebo :-))

[Hopkirk]

She's grounded him

[elliemay1]

I hope he will conduct himself better in the future

[retrocop]

The wife was later accused of battery.

[zebo]

//The wife was later accused of battery.//

And he's positively terminal.

[jno]

I hope they lock him in a dry cell.

[ToraToraTora]

shocking!

[Ken4155]

Bet she brought him back down to earth for his conduct.

[retrocop]

Lot of high tension in that household now.

[DTCwordfan]

It's certainly earthy but, maggie, you may need to amp up your next one...

[Patsy33]

What's the current situation?
Did she blow a fuse?

[DTCwordfan]

I don't really want to go into the details because of an AB risk of 'deletion' but, , there was a brown-out in the bathroom.