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[Rondy]

It is not generally known that the Duke of Wellington had a twin brother.
In school, they were known as a pair of wellingtons.
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I stopped going to watch live matches at Wimbledon when they added a service charge.
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Torrential showers this morning, I slipped and fell into a bunch of nettles.
I'm stinging in the rain.
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The local Owl sanctuary has the legal authority to make decisions on my behalf when I die.
Yes that's right, they have the power of a tawny.
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My wife says the salads I make tend to be a bit on the “dry” side.
It’s definitely something that needs addressing.
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