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The inventor of the treadmill has passed away.
Poor guy never really went anywhere.
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Son: "Dad, what's an alcoholic?"
Dad: "Well Son, you see those 4 trees? Well an alcoholic would see 8!"
Son: "But Dad, there's only 2 trees!"
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Me and the Mrs were going out to a posh dinner and she ripped her tights....
Luckily I had a spare fanbelt in my car!
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The guy who owned Odeon cinemas has died today.
His funeral is at 12.10, 14.20 and 18.30.
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I have just been recognised for having the largest collection of Coat Pegs.
Its a bit of an obsession but we all have our hang ups.
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Poor guy never really went anywhere.
___
Son: "Dad, what's an alcoholic?"
Dad: "Well Son, you see those 4 trees? Well an alcoholic would see 8!"
Son: "But Dad, there's only 2 trees!"
___
Me and the Mrs were going out to a posh dinner and she ripped her tights....
Luckily I had a spare fanbelt in my car!
___
The guy who owned Odeon cinemas has died today.
His funeral is at 12.10, 14.20 and 18.30.
___
I have just been recognised for having the largest collection of Coat Pegs.
Its a bit of an obsession but we all have our hang ups.
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