The Trucker

[Rondy]

A truck driver stopped by a bar after a few days on the road. Went to the bar counter and ordered a stout. After 3 glasses, he ask the bartender..
Trucker : 'Hey bro, i am horny, any hooker i can get here?'..
Bartender: Nope!
Trucker : "Are u sure bro.. I m like super horny right now!"
Bartender : "No gals here... But, if u want, there is old chinaman Wang at the back!"
Trucker : "Nah.. I don't go for that crap."
After a couple of stout, he ask again if there are really no chance for a good time.
Bartender : "No, only old chinaman Wang!"
Trucker : "I don't go for that crap bro!"
After a few minutes, he asked : "Ok, ok, how much for him?"
Bartender : "10 pounds!"
Trucker : "What... 10 quid for that old wimp?"
Bartender : "'No, 10 pounds is for me and my brother to hold him down.. He doesn't go for that crap either!"