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[Rondy]

My mate Alan was filling in a loan application form last night. He said "I've got a good credit history I reckon I'll walk it.”
I said "but your from Liverpool, you'll never walk a loan......"
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I was always very shy as a young man, my friend advised carrying a pebble in my pocket and squeezing it whenever the shyness took me.
Did it work?
I felt a little boulder.
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A man has been savagely attacked at The Teddy Bear's Picnic.
His condition is said to be stable, but he's not out of the woods yet..
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I recently joined a nudist colony.
The first few days were the hardest.
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Tom Jones sung with a heavy cold last night.
S’not unusual.
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[Ken4155]

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