Taxes

[Rondy]

The latest reports from the Internal Revenue service shows that it has streamlined its tax form for the next the year.

It goes like this:
A. How much did you make last year?
B. How much do you have left?
C. Send us all from B.

[Peter Pedant]

old one from MAD - sixties

A.How much do you make -
B send it all to us,
C we will send back what we dont need

[Geoffrey13]

No, that's much too easy to avoid any tax. Give it all to a friend you can trust. Fill in your Tax Return (A=£80,000: B=£0, C send them nothing). Take it all back from friend (with small deduction as a thank you)