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I asked the girl in B&Q, “What’s best for greasy ovens?”
She replied, “Ammonia cleaner.”
“Oh sorry,” I said, “I thought you worked here."
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I saw an advert for a coffin, I thought well that's the last thing I need.
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I told my colleague that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She asked me...
"How did you know it was on its way to work?"
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I've just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement.
It was a best cellar.
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She replied, “Ammonia cleaner.”
“Oh sorry,” I said, “I thought you worked here."
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I saw an advert for a coffin, I thought well that's the last thing I need.
___
I told my colleague that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning.
She asked me...
"How did you know it was on its way to work?"
___
I've just finished reading a book about the world’s greatest basement.
It was a best cellar.
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