Signs

[Rondy]

A sign in a shoe repair store, "We will heel you, We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"
At an Eye Clinic: "If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.”;
On a Plumber's truck : "We repair what your husband fixed”;
In a Restaurant window : "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”;
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”;
Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck :
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

[William51]

These are good.

[Canary42]

I'm trying to remember one I saw in a real ale pub, it went something like Beauty is in the hand of the beer holder but that may not be the exact rendering.

[William51]

The restaurant sign is the best.