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[Rondy]

My wife knows nothing about football.
Asked her if she rated George Best and she said she preferred Zippy and Bungle!
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I was livid when my 12 year-old son told me his teacher says l'm a bad parent.
"Right" I said. "Finish your pint and we'll go and have it out with him."
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A guy at work said he was the Great Grandson of Albert Einstein.
I asked him to explain his theory of relativity.
He relied: "What's that?"
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I'm in line for a job down at 'Oxford Dictionaries'.
I got my mate to put a word in for me.
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My grandfather fought in the second world war, and came back with one leg.
He never did figure out who it belonged to.
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