Well I Never!

[Chipchopper]

A guy walks into a library and cuts 2" off his trouser leg and puts it between the pages of a book.

He took it to the librarian, to which she exclaimed, well that's a turn up for the books!

[Patsy33]

Was it a draft copy?..

[zebo]

Was it about Greek leg-ends?

[DTCwordfan]

Was the book 'The Lord of the Flies' by chance?

[JimF]

03:10

[Patsy33]

Good ol' Tommy Cooper!

Tim Vine obviously  got a lot of his puns from this genius.. 😆

[Chipchopper]

I think it was a short story by E. Hemingway