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[Rondy]

Please be very careful on the roads over the Christmas period!
A lot of men will be drinking and allowing their wives to drive .
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If the world's population where to hold hands along the equator a lot of them would drown.
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Apparently we are about to have a bad spell of wether.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
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I came home from work last night and said to my wife, "Are we having salad for dinner?"
"Yes we are, how did you know?" she asked.
I replied, "Because I can't hear the smoke alarm!"
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I opened up a shop selling uncaged birds.
They just flew off the shelves!
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