So Lets Shaft Our Farmers.....
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Scientists got bored after watching the Earth turn after 24 hours.
So they called it a day.
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I wrote a book about an amazing basement.
.It was a best cellar.
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I ordered a Hans Solo steak at a restaurant the other night.
It was a little chewy.
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The wife asked for something silk for Christmas, but I suppose five litres of emulsion I got her will be the wrong colour.
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