If You Had A Twin, But Didn't Realise...
Family Life11 mins ago
Chaos occurred in an ATM queue this morning, when a Scotsman's kilt
fell down..... he'd forgotten his pin.
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I took a degree in Salad studies. All I really wanted was some lettuce after my name.
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I tried counting sheep to get to sleep last night.
I got to 500 then lost interest so went home from work and got into bed.
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