And There's More

[Rondy]

A lady of the night was visiting her doctor for a regular checkup.
"Any specific problems you should tell me about?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I have noticed lately that if I get even the tiniest cut, it seems to bleed for hours," she replied. "Do you think I might be a haemophiliac?"
"Well," the doctor answered, "haemophilia is a genetic disorder and it is more often found in men, but it is possible for a woman to be a haemophiliac. Tell me, how much you lose when you have your period?" the doctor inquired.
After calculating for a moment the hooker replied, "Oh, about seven or eight hundred quid I guess."

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I was driving a bit lively to work this morning when I was stopped by a traffic cop.
He said “You were going a bit fast sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog”
Me being me said “I would have trod on Mister Brake of course”
He said “I will repeat the question sir, what would have happened if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog”

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A little boy and his mother were walking in the park, when they came across a well endowed mother breastfeeding her baby
Th he little boy was intrigued and ask his mother what was she doing
The mother said “that lady is feeding her baby “
The little boy had a closer look and said
“He’ll never eat all that “

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Does anybody know anyone who wants to buy a 2nd hand exercise bike?
I'm just not getting anywhere with it..

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[Canary42]

Although rather revolting, that first one is very funny 

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