The Three Little Pigs....

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THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically.....

A teacher was reading the story of the 'Three Little Pigs' to her class.

She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home & read.......

"and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class:

"And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter of factly......

"I think the man would have said:

"Well, f *ck me - A talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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lol

[Phantaxus]

I smell an urban myth see

http://www.forwardgarden.com/forward/47292.htm l

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Ha, ha, ha!

It's good to laugh!

[Bert]

When there used to be more comics/comedians on TV, some would often preface a joke by saying, "This is true, this is..." It just annoyed me. They must have thought the joke would get a bigger laugh if people thought the story was true, but I couldn't see that it would make any difference.

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Oh, okay misery guts - we all know that!

This was meant as a light hearted thread - but there's always one to come along & put a spoke in the works!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS!