The Explorer

[teash]

Welcome Home, Brian!" said the banner over the pub door as the intrepid explorer returned from his safari in darkest Africa.After a few pints, his crowd of well wishers asked him to tell them some of his more hell raising stories.

Brian sat back and began:



"There was this one day when I went out alone into the jungle and strayed into unknown territory.Suddenly I heard a loud roar behind me and turning round, I saw a huge lion ready to pounce.Well, I just ran for it.Luckly, just as it was about to get me it slipped and I was able to run on. But the next moment, he was breathing down my neck again.Then just as I thought it was curtains he slipped again and I manged to run back to the camp"

His adience listened spellbound until a voice from the back remarked,

"Bloody hell Brian, if that had been me, I`d have sh*t myself."

Brain turned to the speaker and replied "What do you think the lion kept slipping on :)

[dorindarasbe]

excellent, i like it!!!

[MacGuffin]

That's one for the mother-in-law at the Christmas table - should go down well just before the Queens speech!