Drunken ladies...

[thedelbwa]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both very, very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on
the Bacardi Breezers.
Incredibly drunk, and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped
in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with, so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.
Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties, and
did not want to ruin them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls had their tinkle, they proceeded to go home.
The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed.....hung over.
So he phoned the other husband and said, "These girls nights out have
got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst; my wife came home with
no panties!!"
"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her backside that said:


"From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."