A ha-ha

[elephanto]

A friend has invited us to celebrate the completion of her small ha-ha tomorrow. Any jokes poems or songs we can perform.

[brian j john]

what the hell is a ha-ha

[taichiperson]

It's a sunken ditch at the end of a garden - to prevent stock ie cattle, sheep etc wandering in to the garden insead of a wall or fence. You have the illusion that the garden continues out to the fields.

[brian j john]

well well

[Ollie_P]

There was a young lady from Utah
Who'd recently finished her ha-ha

Errm

[dr john]

How about playing The Laughing Policeman by Charles Penrose? (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha -ha -ha etc).
You could also mention the Terry Pratchett character 'Bloody Stupid' Johnson, who invented the ho-ho, a ha-ha with a ditch 20 feet deep. (The name came from the laughter of the owner when someone fell into it.)
Or a palindrome? "Ah! A ha-ha!"

[sophie_1003]

continuation of ollies-- the sheep fell in that ditch and called her a b1tch
that poor young lady from utah