chipshop joke

[bluevern]

a bloke walks into a chipshop and says "portion of chips you w***ker" the man behind the counter says,,i beg yr pardon" the bloke says again"portion of chips you w**ker" the man says im not serving you,,youcant talk to me like that,,how would you like it if i came in here and did the same to you,,so the bloke says ok lets swap sides and you can ask me"so the bloke goes behind the counter and says ok then ask me! so tjhe man says ok "portion of chips please you w***ker",,the bloke says b****ks you would"nt serve me!!!!!!!

[teash]

It`ll work far better if you take the '"es'out:)