bread

[brionon]

A man goes to the Bakers and asks :-
''Do you have any yellow bread ?''
''No,only green'' says the Baker.
''Well give me a blue one then, I'm riding the bike.''

[RATTER15]

You what?

[brian j john]

explain please ?

[brionon]

You can't explain a joke ,either you laugh or you don't.
Either way it doesn't make you a Bad person.
Ciao fer Niao.

[RATTER15]

aren't we so glad we aren't considered bad people!!

[Ian1]

I think I'll pass on this one.

[oopsydoopsy]

I thought I had a good sense and understanding of humour . Seems I was wrong !!!

[Marvelman]

brionon, this section is for jokes.

[keithlbw]

You can explain a joke..
It is impossible to explain why you consider that a joke.

[Dassie]

Ya well no fine. Well if you mix yellow and green colours you get blue but there wasn't any yellow so what the heck.

The only other thing it might relate to is the Tour de France bike race and the various colour jerseys but still don't get it.

[nightmare]

This joke started doing the rounds in university rag mags circa 1980.(Unless anyone knows of an earlier occurrence)
The whole point of it is, it is complete nonsense.
Incidentally, the original version(s) involved him asking for a small loaf, to be told they only had large ones, or sometimes vice versa.

[nightmare]

Dassie, just noticed something.
How do you get blue by mixing yellow and green ?
Even if you are talking about light, you will end up with something greenish/yellow

[Skreecheeboy]

I heard a similar joke from my mate's 6 year old last week. What do you call a monkey with no eyes?

Bonjour!

[burnhal]

ah- the famous non-joke!! Does what its supposed to! Gets those not in the know all peeved!

[Leight0n]

I heard a similar joke from my mate's 6 year old last week. What do you call a monkey with no eyes?
Bonjour!

Oh my god, I actually loved that joke! Absolute nonsense, yet i found it hilarious!!!!!!

[Skreecheeboy]

I must admit it cracked me up when I heard it. I think it was all in the delivery though as I've tried to repeat it and I'm just not cute enough to pull it off!

[snakehelp]

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