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Woman goes 2 buy a parrot.
The parrots are �200 �100 & �15.
She asks why the last parrot is so cheap? ''because he use to live in a brothel'' says the shopkeeper.
That dosen't bother me she said and buys the parrot for �15.
When she gets home the parrots says '' fcuk me, a new brothel'' the woman finds it funny.
A little while later her daughters get home and the parrot says ''fcuk me, two new prozzies'' the daughters burst out laughing.
Finally the Dad arrives home and the parrot says ''fcuk me PETE, Havent seen you for a while.
Marks out of 10 please.
And apologises if anyone out there is offended.
The parrots are �200 �100 & �15.
She asks why the last parrot is so cheap? ''because he use to live in a brothel'' says the shopkeeper.
That dosen't bother me she said and buys the parrot for �15.
When she gets home the parrots says '' fcuk me, a new brothel'' the woman finds it funny.
A little while later her daughters get home and the parrot says ''fcuk me, two new prozzies'' the daughters burst out laughing.
Finally the Dad arrives home and the parrot says ''fcuk me PETE, Havent seen you for a while.
Marks out of 10 please.
And apologises if anyone out there is offended.
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A Woman & Baby in the doctors surgery.
Doc is concerned about the babys weight...is he bottle fed or breast fed...woman replies breast... doc gets her stripped to the waist so he can examine her breast.. he pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while.. no wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk.... woman replies i know i'm his granny, but i'm glad i came
Doc is concerned about the babys weight...is he bottle fed or breast fed...woman replies breast... doc gets her stripped to the waist so he can examine her breast.. he pinches her nipples and sucks and rubs both breasts for a while.. no wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk.... woman replies i know i'm his granny, but i'm glad i came
Fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend.
He approaches her anyway and offers her �1000 if she'll have sex with him, i'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and i'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
The girl consults her boyfriend, he advises her to ask for �2000, pick it up real fast he won't have a chance, half an hour later the boyfriend calls her and ask whats going on. she fumes - the barsteward used coins
Good night folks
He approaches her anyway and offers her �1000 if she'll have sex with him, i'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and i'll be finished by the time you pick it up.
The girl consults her boyfriend, he advises her to ask for �2000, pick it up real fast he won't have a chance, half an hour later the boyfriend calls her and ask whats going on. she fumes - the barsteward used coins
Good night folks
