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Woman goes 2 buy a parrot.
The parrots are �200 �100 & �15.
She asks why the last parrot is so cheap? ''because he use to live in a brothel'' says the shopkeeper.
That dosen't bother me she said and buys the parrot for �15.
When she gets home the parrots says '' fcuk me, a new brothel'' the woman finds it funny.
A little while later her daughters get home and the parrot says ''fcuk me, two new prozzies'' the daughters burst out laughing.
Finally the Dad arrives home and the parrot says ''fcuk me PETE, Havent seen you for a while.
Marks out of 10 please.
And apologises if anyone out there is offended.
The parrots are �200 �100 & �15.
She asks why the last parrot is so cheap? ''because he use to live in a brothel'' says the shopkeeper.
That dosen't bother me she said and buys the parrot for �15.
When she gets home the parrots says '' fcuk me, a new brothel'' the woman finds it funny.
A little while later her daughters get home and the parrot says ''fcuk me, two new prozzies'' the daughters burst out laughing.
Finally the Dad arrives home and the parrot says ''fcuk me PETE, Havent seen you for a while.
Marks out of 10 please.
And apologises if anyone out there is offended.
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The phamacist gives him a small box of viagra Extra strength, the next day Murphy limps back. His manhood is black &blue, skin hanging off, ''give me some deep heat'' he moans, ''jesus murphy you can't put deep heat on that says the pharmacist, ''no'' replies murphy. '' its for my arm, the girls never showed up