Stag do

[Richie1976]

Bob's father and friends were throwing him the best stag party ever. There were lap dancers and strippers, tons of food, and best of all, loads of booze.

Feeling the beer, Bob's dad stands up and shouts to get everyone's attention.

'I want to propose a toast to my son! Bob, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life.'

'But, Dad," Bob said, I'm not getting married until tomorrow!'

Bob's dad interrupted and said, 'Like I said, I'm so glad I could be here with you on the happiest day of your life.'

[velvet lady]

is it cos u r a brummy?