Make a wish!

[phizzy]

One day this here king was throwing a party to find his daughter a suitable husband. During the course of the evening he went for a wee wee, whilst stood at the loo one of the young handsome princes came at the side of him, the king glanced down at prince's 'tackle' and was staggered at the mammoth size of it. Hells bells said the king howdya manage that. The prince smiled and said, there is a secret wishing well in the forest, it will grant you one wish, i went last week and asked for a 'tool' as big as my horse's, and wham there it was, Mmm said the king, i have to nip to the shop for something (you guessed it) he galloped full pelt to the wishing well, and stood by it, wishing well please may i have a 'tool' as big as my horse's, - Wham - just too late the king realised he had gone on his mare. However the king and the prince lived happily everafter.