A gypsy wedding in Ireland ends in riot, police arrest 20 and they end up in court, the best man says to the judge, 'Can I explain what happened, it's traveller tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride, which I did. I was dancing very close. The groom runs at us and kicked his bride in the f*nny!' 'Gosh' says the judge, 'that must have been sore.' 'Sore?, He broke 3 of my f*cking fingers!'