A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on. The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The third woman came to him and said 'Have you ever been f****d?' The fellow said 'No.' She said 'You will be when the tide comes in'