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Romantic Encounter
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A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said 'Have you ever been f****d?'
The fellow said 'No.'
She said 'You will be when the tide comes in'
The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No', so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said 'No', so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said 'Have you ever been f****d?'
The fellow said 'No.'
She said 'You will be when the tide comes in'
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