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Mummy mummy jokes.
Mummy mummy,"can I lick the bowl"?
"No, flush it like everyone else".
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Mummy mummy,"can I play with grandma"?
"No, you've dug her up three times today"
Any more???
"No, flush it like everyone else".
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Mummy mummy,"can I play with grandma"?
"No, you've dug her up three times today"
Any more???
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Mummy Mummy what's for dinner?
Shut up and get back in the oven
Mummy Mummy, I hate my sister's guts.
Well, leave them on the side of your plate then.
Mummy Mummy why do I keep running round in circles?
Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor
Mummy mummy can I have a spoon?
What do you want a spoon for?
The dogs been sick and my sister is getting all the big bits.
Mummy Mummy what's a lesbian?
Ask you father when she comes in
I remember these doing the rounds about 40 years ago.
Shut up and get back in the oven
Mummy Mummy, I hate my sister's guts.
Well, leave them on the side of your plate then.
Mummy Mummy why do I keep running round in circles?
Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor
Mummy mummy can I have a spoon?
What do you want a spoon for?
The dogs been sick and my sister is getting all the big bits.
Mummy Mummy what's a lesbian?
Ask you father when she comes in
I remember these doing the rounds about 40 years ago.
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