Apologies in advance

[mattie]

Two hydrogen atoms having a conversation.

One says, "I have lost all my electrons"

Other says "are you sure?"













"I'm positive"

[squarebear]

A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.




"For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."

[Jillius]

Two jump leads went into a pub. The barman said.........don't start anything !

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Two Hydorgen atoms having a conversation.

One says, "I have lost all my electrons"

Other says "Are you sure you don't mean *electron*? You see as element number one in the periodic table you only have 1"

"Oh p1ss off you anally retentive tw4t" said no 1.