Vampire joke

[Jillius]

Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks. Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.

"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.

The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"

[chiswicik]

Tasteless and disgusting. I'll be embarrass to post such filth.

[4GS]

That's like the two nuns sitting in their car at a set of traffic light when Dracula jumps onto the car bonnet and starts hissing at them and baring his fangs. The younger nun says to the elder one "sister Mary what shall we do"?
Sister Mary says "I'll start to drive off, you show him you're Cross"

So the younger one says "Oi you!!!! get off our fcuking car or I'll punch you"

[Jillius]

Brilliant 4GS,
chiswicik............get a life !

[squarebear]

Nice jokes. It reminds me of:

A vampire bat arrives back at the roost with his face full of blood. All the bats get excited and ask where he got it from.

"Follow me", he says and off they fly over hills, over rivers and into a dark forest.

"See that tree over there", he says.

"WELL I DIDN'T!!".

[Jillius]

Good one squarebear !

[Lord Unstone]

I suppose a couple of weeks ago, the tampon would have had tinsel on it, for the Christmas period

[Jillius]

Very good lord unstone !!!! :-)

[bongerman]

The vampire then took the drink and its contents to a renowned archaeologist and utterly confounded them when they came out with the question.... .... "So what period do you think this is from then?!"