Milkman gag

[maxi2]

A milkman was doing his round one Friday, which was the day that he knocked on doors to collect money. He knocked at the door of one house which was opened by a woman in a scanty negligee. "That'll be �3.42 for this week and another �3.42 unpaid from last week please" said the milkman, trying not to stare.

"I'm sorry" said the woman, "I haven't any money. Is there any other way I can pay you?"

Looking up and down the street to check that no one was watching, he stepped smartly into the house and was led upstairs by the woman, who took him into a bedroom and started to undress him, letting her negligee drop to the floor.

He then produced a couple of ring doughnuts from his bag and proceeded to put them over his manhood. "What are you doing that for?" exclaimed the woman. The milkmans replied - "You're not getting all this for �6.84"

[Pottsy]

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[brian j john]

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[burnhal]

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[tubeway]

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[Lord Unstone]

very good, *I* geti t!

[maxi2]

Thank you Lord Unstone - I was beginning worry.

[tubeway]

I know that a joke is not so funny when explained - but I am obviously missing something here - explain it please

[Quizmonster]

Clearly, the "available length" of penis will be reduced by the thickness of the doughnuts! That is, he means to 'deprive' her of its full delights on being offered such a small amount of money.

[tubeway]

So it was not funny anyway

[Quizmonster]

Well, you did ask. I myself found it - at best - mildly amusing.

[carsonking]

It was ok, don't put people off posting or all we will have is marvel and his f((((ing rubbish again.