Do you still believe...

[Kirkpatrick]

Guy smashes up his new Ferrari on a mountain pass. Climbs out the wreckage sobbing and sits woefully on the grass. He is suddenly shaken by a something touching his shoulder. Standing there is the ugliest hag imaginable with a wand - tapping him. "I see you're troubled oh handsome man". He points to the car ssy ing "Brand new!" "Look here " the hag said "I'm a fairy, and I can fix your car with one magic fairy spell really". The guy shakes his head but she keeps nodding saying "I can you know". "What's in it for you? " says the guy. She replied "Well, I haven't had sex for many years, and you look so handsome.. so that's your side of the bargain". He cringes at the the thought but after another lok at his
mangled car he says "Ok then". They get down to it and when it's all over she goes over to a BMW behind a bush.
From about 10 yards away she shout s "How old are you young man?" Still lying there in the buff he shouts "29".. pause " Good grief, and you still believe in fairies,"

[figure]

:-)

[velvet lady]

like it, the shallow minded git of a ferrari driver

i like my skoda