Free Massages!!!!

[mistys]

Too much tension in the air tonight, who wants a free massage?

I'm offering a nice fizzy drink with a swirly straw and sparkler in too :o)

[~Fred~]

be sure to squeeze his neck extra tight and lace his drink with arsenic

[mistys]

Want, want, want!!!

I'll try and keep my hands to myself, no promises tho!!

[mistys]

Well that wasn't very friendly Fred, perhaps you could do with some loosening up too?

[~Fred~]

yes i could thank you

[pastafreak]

Oh mistys...what a great idea. My poor neck and shoulders are permanantly knotted up lately.Got any umbrellas for the drink-lol

[mistys]

Take a seat Fred love and I'll be right with you :o)

I do have little brollies too, any colour preference?

[Louisa 69]

Hi mistys

well if you've got lemonade on offer can i have some martini in it, shaken not stirred lol

I'll pass on the massage though

[mistys]

noknowledge I don't understand!?!

Oooh ****** just popped me elbow out with all that shaking!! Here Louisa, enjoy!! Ouch!!

[mistys]

This is not a show Legend!! Get back behind the curtain please.

[pastafreak]

There had better not be any pervy types hanging about...

[mistys]

Errrrmmmm......

[Louisa 69]

I'm frightened to ask this but........

a wee peek at what ? lol

[pastafreak]

I could say something louisa.....but I won't-lol

[Louisa 69]

LOL pasta i'm thinking that your thinking the same as me

[JonnyBoy12]

I will have a free massage, please, Mistys. Heard that sometimes they include some extras, but not sure what those are. Perhaps you could show me?