Bear Remover

[Fanriffic]

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the Yellow Pages to find the phone number for 'Bear Removers'.
He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be there in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and jumps out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a ferocious-looking pit bull terrier with him.
"What are you going to do?" the man asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof and then I'm going to climb up and knock the bear off with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him safely into the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the man.
"What's this for?" he asks.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog..."


Well I thought it was funny. I don't normally post jokes.
It was printed in my favourite newspaper today.

[johnny.5]

please not the daily star

[Fanriffic]

Daily Record - Scotland.
Tam Cowan page.

[taichiperson]

Heard it before but couldn't remember puchline. Classic!

[johnny37]

Yeah. Great joke. Heard it before but thanks for reminding me. In my opinion this is one of the greatest jokes,even beating the one about the two hunters.