Animals & Nature0 min ago
Heres one I heard earlier.
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Awoman rows out in her hubbys boat with alll his fishing gear and begins to read a book.
A gamekeeper comes along and says youre in a no fishing area .
she says i know but im not fishing
im reading.
gamekeeper says well youve got all the equipment, and could use it at anytime .so ill neeed to take you in .
the woman says , what for reading a book ?
gamekeeper replies youre in a no fishing area with all the equipment , so ill have to take you in .
the woman says in that case ill neeed to charge you with sexual assault .
the gamekeeper says , i never touched you.
Woman replies , but youve got all the equipment and could start anytime.
gamekeeper says , have a nice day madam.
and sails away.
MORAL OF THE STORY IS ?
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS .
ITS POSSIBLE SHE CAN ALSO THINK : 0)
A gamekeeper comes along and says youre in a no fishing area .
she says i know but im not fishing
im reading.
gamekeeper says well youve got all the equipment, and could use it at anytime .so ill neeed to take you in .
the woman says , what for reading a book ?
gamekeeper replies youre in a no fishing area with all the equipment , so ill have to take you in .
the woman says in that case ill neeed to charge you with sexual assault .
the gamekeeper says , i never touched you.
Woman replies , but youve got all the equipment and could start anytime.
gamekeeper says , have a nice day madam.
and sails away.
MORAL OF THE STORY IS ?
NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS .
ITS POSSIBLE SHE CAN ALSO THINK : 0)
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