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Blondes.........
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.. 'YES,
YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.. 'YES,
YES, I WON, I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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I like stories wth a moral.
In the film Assassins Stallone and Julianne Moore are keeping tabs on Banderas and to pass the time she tells Sly a funny story over the phone.
A bird was to fly south before the winter but left it late and the winter had already started. In flight, its wings froze over and it fell to the ground and lay dying until a cow crapped on it. The warmth of the crap thawed it out and restored it but along came a cat, who wiped off the crap and then ate the bird.
The moral is that not everyone who craps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who gets you out of it is your friend...
In the film Assassins Stallone and Julianne Moore are keeping tabs on Banderas and to pass the time she tells Sly a funny story over the phone.
A bird was to fly south before the winter but left it late and the winter had already started. In flight, its wings froze over and it fell to the ground and lay dying until a cow crapped on it. The warmth of the crap thawed it out and restored it but along came a cat, who wiped off the crap and then ate the bird.
The moral is that not everyone who craps on you is your enemy, and not everyone who gets you out of it is your friend...
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