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Getting older......
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
I can cut them for you ' said the chemist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
' I am 96 ' said the old man .. ' I don't want an erection .. I just want it sticking out far enough so I dont p**s on my slippers.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
I can cut them for you ' said the chemist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
' I am 96 ' said the old man .. ' I don't want an erection .. I just want it sticking out far enough so I dont p**s on my slippers.
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