Ay-up lad.

[carrust]

A rich bloke from Barnsley goes into a jewelers' shop & asks."Can tha make a gold statue of mi dog"?
Jeweler replies. "18 carat "?
"Nay lad" says the rich bloke.
"Chewin a bone".

[Panic Button]

Works better for a black country lad from Dudley.

[carrust]

Are they as thick as Barnsley folk?

[aka pixi]

I come from yorkshire and know a good few folk from barnsley and that made me laugh my head off.

[puddicat]

old! old! but still funny!!!

[smartowl]

I was at the bar in a pub in Barnsley and an old fellow next to me said 'I've got me cat wi me'.
'Oh, right', I replied, 'is it a tom?'
Nay lad, I told thee I've got it wi me!

[carrust]

Noknowledge. They do tend to be a bit 'slow'. If you've ever watched Emmerdale, you'll have seen a family called the Dingles. Anyone from Barnsley is called a Dingle round here:-)

[carrust]

What time is it when there's a pork pie on the top of the Barnsley Town Hall clock?


Summat to ate.