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best punchline
there are some punchlines that make me laugh, without hearing the joke - if you know what I mean.
like:
I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat!
and
Half past two!
does anyone know what I mean? Do you know any good ones?
like:
I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat!
and
Half past two!
does anyone know what I mean? Do you know any good ones?
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" First, let�s make sure he�s dead'...�Okay, now what?�
�Watson, you idiot!� he says. �Someone has stolen our tent!�
"The Russians used a pencil."
"Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive."
"Its rated ARRRRR..."
"It's the cat..."
�Watson, you idiot!� he says. �Someone has stolen our tent!�
"The Russians used a pencil."
"Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive."
"Its rated ARRRRR..."
"It's the cat..."
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A traveller who is a huge fan of seafood arrives in Boston for the first time. He leaves the airport and hails a cab. After he gets in, he excitedly says to the cabbie, "Hey, I'm new in town. Can you tell me a good place to go to get scrod?" The cabbie replies [in a thick Boston accent], "Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive." (Better with a downeast Boston accent!)
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