best punchline

[crisgal]

there are some punchlines that make me laugh, without hearing the joke - if you know what I mean.
like:

I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat!

and

Half past two!

does anyone know what I mean? Do you know any good ones?

[Iamblue]

"Where the fukc is the cheese?"

[crisgal]

..and bring yer f@ckin' cat!

[Iamblue]

"And if that f@ckin' budgie thinks he is getting away with it!"

[4GS]

Abscess makes the fart go Honda

[BillySugger]

Don't worry I've got it right ear

Teach it to cook & fcuk off !

[ll_billym]

Good, you've done nothing but moan since you got here!

[Oh-I-get-it]

I'm "a frayed knot"!

[vehelpfulguy]

My two favorite punchlines:


It looked so nice I ate it myself


Mickey Mouse says "I didn't say she had buck teeth I said she was f*cking Goofy"