ChatterBank1 min ago
I no come work today
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
"Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says,
"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house."
"Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says,
"You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again.
"I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon........ You got nice house."
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