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Guy says to his wife " Darling, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?"
Wife replies "I'd take half, then leave you"
Guy says " Excellent, I had 3 numbers and won a tenner. Here's a fiver, now f*** off"
Wife replies "I'd take half, then leave you"
Guy says " Excellent, I had 3 numbers and won a tenner. Here's a fiver, now f*** off"
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